kit-kat-o-graham:

kirstinthereckless:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

kyssthis16:

fuq-all-u-hos:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

raimundolaughingalonewithsalad:

greyscreations:

sarlacc:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

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ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

I had four chicken periods today!

…chicken isn’t vegan?

It’s okay I’m a lesbian
I eat this stuff every month

this thread

i thought eggs were a type of plant. fuck meee! I feel so bad now :/

Haven’t women been putting their period blood in peoples’ food lately anyway? I’d rather it come from chickens.

Is it really the period tho? isn’t it just the ovulation? But whatever, it taste awesome

Fuck a chicken period or whatever the hell it is… I’m cooking a whole rotisserie.

BAM!

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