I decided to sum up my 9 minute rant on tailgaters and signally-challenged simpletons with licenses to steer down to 1 minute and 58 seconds.

Listen. It’s not up to me to make your dreams of punctuality come true. I’m not a genie, I’m not Satan Claus, and I’m not Jesus. So you’re not about to get a wish, a gift, or an answered prayer out of me, or my MPH.

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    “Ramming your stuff up in my trunk does not motivate me to bend over and take it!” X___X!!!

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    “You rammin’ your stuff in my trunk is not gonna make me bend over…”

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    This is why I have road rage..

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    Two things Life promises: death, and late bitches…

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    YOUR REPUTATION IS ALREADY RUINED!!!!!

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    I know what Patti LaHelle’s real voice sounds like…

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    I just put a gorgeous face to this voice…

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    LMFAO!

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